Jankyman-9000

WARNING! CONTAINS MACRO AND BUTT SMISH! DON'T LIKE DON'T LOOK AND WE DON'T GOT A PROBLEM! Kara yawned sleepily, dabbing at her eyes with her tail as she stared into the pre-dawn sky. "I'm so bored… I wonder what Hayate and the others are doing right no-" She stopped, her  ears flicking rapidly in response to a loud, nearby stomp, sounding as if it was from a being several times bigger then she was. "Woah, woah, WOAH! What the hell was that??" She shouted, glancing around in shock before another gargantuan earthquake erupted from right behind her, prompting her to raise her head… ******* "What the hell!? Who is this gir

Miku was just browsing the net on her laptop.  "Wow, interesting", she said.  "Aww, that's cute!  Heheh--" Suddenly, her belly let out a loud roar.  "Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have skipped lunch", Miku said, rubbing her tummy. Just then, her room's door was knocked on.  "Coming!" she said, and walked over to the door to let in whoever it was.  Miku opened the door, and it was her sweetie, Kaito. Miku gasped.  "Kaito!" she gleefully shouted.  "H-hey, baby!" Kaito said.  They embraced firmly, and engaged in a welcoming kiss. "What are you doin' here?  The movie's not till six", Miku asked her boyfriend.  "I know, just thought I'd come by.  Wan